Thursday, September 22, 2011

Breaking: Larry Flynt Offers $1M for Someone, Anyone,
to Admit to Sex with Rick Perry

Attention Aggies of a certain age! Did you have a secret, dirty liaision with the letterman sweater-clad Yell Leader in college? If you can provide "documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with the governor" Rick Perry could create a Texas Job just for you! Photos? Love letters? A telling yearbook inscription? Dirty Twitter dick shots?

With a full page ad in today's Austin Chronicle, Larry Flynt is offering Big Money for anyone, gay or straight, to come forward with proof that they've boned/been boned by Guvnuh Good Hair. Those Yell Leaders are damn near irresistible so I'm sure somebody put out for Perry over in College Station.

C'mon y'all!