No, really. At last night's fundraiser for "Pregnant? Scared?" billboard pushers Heroic Media Sarah Palin said the following about Texas: it's "Alaska's little sister state." I guess the textbooks up in Alaska are even more hilariously inaccurate than ours since Texas is both older and while Alaska may be bigger than Texas in surface area its population is so small it only has one congressional representative to Texas's 32. Take that, Palin.