Thursday, March 25, 2010
Texas Fails to Measure Up:
35th in Penis Size in US
Add this to the litany* of depressing Texas rankings to blame on Rick Perry's unchecked rule of the Lone Star State: According to data culled from the "largest database of penis sizes on the planet" Condomania.com claims that Texas men rank 35th in penis size nationally. Another reason to avoid the City of Hate: Dallas comes in dead last among the 20 cities on the list.
How lucky for Julie Sunday to have lived in three of the top 10 cities--New York, Washington, and Atlanta.
Cities Ordered by Penis Size
New York City
Perhaps this is another reason Texas should exercise its constitutional right to secede from the union so we can be number one...all by ourselves.
*% uninsured [#2], % getting prenatal care in the 1st trimester [#50!] and on and on.