Friday, June 25, 2010

Dancer Charged with Manslaughter for Strip Club Fight.
Also, Male Strip Club Open in Austin!

LaBare: It's the "Ultimate"!

According to the Statesman, a dancer at LaBare, Austin's only "All-Male Review [sic]" has been charged with manslaughter after he hit a club guest, Kelvin Monroe, who later died.

In other news, there's an all-male revue in Austin! And it's just up the street from my house!

But back to the story. The dancer accused of manslaughter, Maurice McKnight, aka "Moon," doesn't appear on the list of dancers on the website, many of whom look buff and strong enough to kill a dude by "hit[ting] Monroe in the face with an open hand because Monroe had been harassing several of his friends at the male strip club that night, the affidavit said."

The investigation also reveals they have a dancer in chaps!

Anyone who has information on the story is encouraged to call the Austin Police Department. Officials will stay hard on the case and will be deeply investigating the matter. The police ask that anyone with personal knowledge of the incident call the homicide tip line at 477-3588.

Also, admission is free before 8pm on Fridays and Saturdays!


  1. I'm sorry, but this sentence sent me into fits of laughter:

    "Officials will stay hard on the case and will be deeply investigating the matter."

    Am I the only one who noticed the somewhat homoerotic undertones? They'll "stay hard" at LaBare? Classic.

  2. i'm glad you noticed it! i try my damndest to be funny. mostly i fail

  3. I have just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my taskbar.