Add this to the litany* of depressing Texas rankings to blame on Rick Perry's unchecked rule of the Lone Star State: According to data culled from the "largest database of penis sizes on the planet" Condomania.com claims that Texas men rank 35th in penis size nationally. Another reason to avoid the City of Hate: Dallas comes in dead last among the 20 cities on the list.
How lucky for Julie Sunday to have lived in three of the top 10 cities--New York, Washington, and Atlanta.
Cities Ordered by Penis Size
New Orleans
Washington DC
San Diego
New York City
Phoenix
Portland
Atlanta
San Francisco
Chicago
St. Louis
Seattle
Miami
Indianapolis
Columbus
Boston
Denver
Los Angeles
Detroit
Philadelphia
Dallas/Ft. Worth
Perhaps this is another reason Texas should exercise its constitutional right to secede from the union so we can be number one...all by ourselves.
*% uninsured [#2], % getting prenatal care in the 1st trimester [#50!] and on and on.
Hypotheses about racial differences in penis size don't do very well, if the database is accurate. 37% black Mississippi is in the middle, the mostly white state of NH is at the top, other mostly white states are at the bottom, and in general everything is racially pretty well scrambled.
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