Thursday, March 24, 2011

Move over Christ Wire! On Knees for Jesus is Hot, Ready and Waiting to Entertain You

Move over Christ Wire! There's a new hilarious Christian game in town called On Knees for Jesus/Showing Christ's Love. The blog highlights all the ways that contemporary Christians seem can I put this delicately...accidentally sexualize their religious devotion. Is that Christ's love in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The blog's headline says "Christianity: Ezekiel 23: 19-20," which is this: "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." (NIV)


They posted MyFoxHouston's video "Pole Dancing for Jesus," highlighting a born-again stripper in Spring, Texas who teaches a class on Sundays that requires a program proving you went to services to get in and the ladies dance to "upbeat contemporary Christian music."

The blog itself is a treasure trove of vaguely sexual charismatic Christian experiences like "Girl Finger Banged by Jesus," below.

On Knees for Jesus, indeed.

1 comment:

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